Creator of The Ralph Retort, Ethan Ralph, Jailed for Assault on Law Enforcement [UPDATE]

[This articular now has two significant updates please see end of article]

As of 8/28/2016 The Ralph Retort creator, Ethan Ralph has been arrested for assault on law enforcement / doc person. Ralph was arraigned on 8/29/2016 at 11:15 AM and will have his Preliminary trail on 10/25/2016.

Let me start by stressing that we have no clear story on the alleged altercation. What we do know is that Ralph is currently in custody at Loudoun County Adult Detention Center. The charge is a Class 6 Felony in Virginia with a mandatory minimum sentence leading to 6 months in jail and a $2,500 fine and a maximum jail time of 5 years if convicted.

Doc persons could include anyone engaged in the performance of public duties in the Commonwealth, such as fire fighters, judges, magistrates, correctional officers, anyone directly involved in; care, treatment, or supervision of inmates currently in custody, an emergency medial service personnel member, or an employee of a local / regional correctional facility.

Whether you love him or hate him, you have to acknowledge the mans tenacity when it came to reporting. If you have further information please feel free to send us an e-mail at

[UPDATE – 3:30 AM 9/5/2016]

An additional charge of ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON has been added to the listing as well as two additional charges:

  • PUBLIC SWEARING/INTOXICATION, a Class 4 misdemeanor, which could carry a $250 fine.

  • OBSTRUCT JUSTICE W/O FORCE, a class 1 misdemeanor, which could carry up to a year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

[UPDATE – 4:40 PM 9/5/2016]

An arrest report has surfaced with more information about what actually happened.

Assault: LCSO responded to this location for a
report of an intoxicated male sleeping in the lobby.
Deputies attempted to wake up the male who in turn
assaulted a deputy. The subject was identified as
Ethan O. Ralph, 30, of Richmond, VA. Ralph was
arrested and charged with obstruction of justice and
(2) counts of assault on law enforcement. He is
currently being held at the Loudoun County Adult
Detention Center without bond. C015472

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